Hm... So let's see... Couple of issues.  Some people like to jump to conclusions and like to be retarded about stupid little things.  You would wonder why some people always get pissy about little things.  I don't know if I have an answer, but I can offer a response to that.  Some people just like to be @#$%@$ and like trouble themselves with senseless crap. 

Second issue...  Some people are so two faced.  What, they can't seem to tell me in the face?  If they resort to cheap little tricks, then I have no need to talk to them either.  If they give me an attitude because of tiny little things, then so be it.  I could care less whether I lose or gain a "friend" doesn't treat my best friend very well.  If only people knew about the things I knew...  I see no point in trying to talk to people like that nor do I see a point in treating them with any respect.  I've tried and this is what I get.  There's really no point in talking to senseless people who like to balance piles of crap on top of their head because they have nothing better to do.

If you can't take a joke, you might as well go cry in your little corner cause you're helpless.  Be mature about jokes and don't be a tard.  If you see a smile, take it as a joke.  If you see a change in tone towards the light side, take it lightly.  If you can't, then you might as well go kill yourself cause you're gonna crash and burn in this world.

Just my two cents.